|
|
| (289 intermediate revisions by 12 users not shown) |
| Line 1: |
Line 1: |
| __NOTOC__
| |
| == News == | | == News == |
| === Wednesday | October 20, 2010 ===
| |
| [[File:Obama-snoozetime.jpg|thumb|Barack Does [[Bridge City]]]]
| |
| '''Barack Does [[Bridge City]]'''<br />
| |
| As the President rolls through Portland today, the burning question on the tip of each wagging [[Portlandia|Portlandian]] tongue is: "Does Obama support Predator Drone Bombing (PDB) in his 'Heart of Hearts' (HoH)? Or is National Security Policy (NSP) imposed by Nefarious Deep State Forces (NDSF) that possess the Wretched Bowels of the National Security State (WBNSS)?" Enquiring minds want to know!<br />
| |
| Go to story: [http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2010/10/20/Pakistan-Afghanistan-on-Obamas-agenda/UPI-35211287574388/ Pakistan, Afghanistan on Obama's agenda]
| |
| {{clear}}
| |
|
| |
|
| === Tuesday | October 19, 2010 ===
| | [[Old news|''Go to news archive >>>'']] |
| [[File:Portland-timbers.jpg|thumb|When the Timbers were away, the Beavers could play.]] | |
| '''Timbers Ready To Chop Down Some Trees!'''<br /> | |
| But wait! Wasn't that the Beavers' job!?!<br />
| |
| Go to story: [http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2010/10/19/1761484/major-league-soccer-expansion-timbers-sign-four-players Major League Soccer Expansion: Portland Timbers Sign Four Players]
| |
| {{clear}}
| |
|
| |
|
| === Monday | October 18, 2010 ===
| | <!-- this section is hidden until it becomes useful again |
| [[File:Smaller footprint.jpg|thumb|Shoes with a "smaller footprint."]]
| | == References == |
| '''Are You Stumbling Over Your Own Clown-Sized Feet?'''<br />
| | <References /> |
| Take heart! Chinese footware giant Li-Ning has established a "foothold" in Portland. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding Centuries of tradition] practically guarantees wearers a "smaller footprint."<br />
| | --> |
| Go to story: [http://newslincolncounty.com/?p=8374 Move over Carbon Footprint. The Chinese have landed in Portland to introduce a smaller footprint for runners.]
| |
| {{clear}}
| |
| | |
| === Sunday | October 17, 2010 ===
| |
| [[File:Portland beavers110.png|thumb|<span class="plainlinks">Beavers to migrate out of [[Beaver State]].]]
| |
| '''[[Portland Beavers]] Will Migrate To More "Southerly Regions"'''<br />
| |
| A Portland institution since 1903, the triple-A team is pawned off to a San Diego-based baseball executive.<br />
| |
| Go to story: [http://news.opb.org/article/15727-portland-beavers-sold-san-diego-padres-owner/ Portland Beavers Sold To San Diego Padres' Owner]
| |
| {{clear}}
| |
| | |
| === Saturday | October 16, 2010 ===
| |
| [[File:Lion tamers.jpg|thumb|Christians and the beast.]]
| |
| '''North Portland's Roughriders Persecute Christian Royalty'''<br />
| |
| "It didn't take long for the bigger and stronger [[Roosevelt Roughriders]] to jump in front of the [[Portland Christian Royals]] in a non league football game Friday night..."<br />
| |
| Go to story: [http://www.examiner.com/parochial-high-school-sports-in-portland/roosevelt-roughriders-run-over-portland-christian-oregon-football Roosevelt Roughriders run over Portland Christian in Oregon football]
| |
| {{clear}}
| |
| | |
| === Friday | October 15, 2010 ===
| |
| [[File:Bungling Burgling Shrub.jpg|thumb|Bungling Burgling Shrub]]
| |
| '''Setback For Green Economy: Shrub Man Gets Clipped'''<br />
| |
| Maybe he should've disguised himself as a museum piece to pull off a heist at the yard & garden center.<br />
| |
| Go to story: [http://www.walb.com/Global/story.asp?S=13333051 Man dressed as underbrush tries to rob museum]
| |
| {{clear}}
| |
| | |
| === Thursday | October 14, 2010 ===
| |
| [[File:Standpipe.jpg|thumb|Have you hosed your [[Standpipe]] today?]]
| |
| '''The Glen Jackson Bridge's Standpipe System Serves An Honorable & Noble Purpose'''<br />
| |
| Did you know that standpipes "basically serve the same purpose as fire hydrants and are used by fire personnel to supply water to remote locations." Neither did PortlandWiki's [[User:WikiMaster|NewsEditorBOT]] ([[User:WikiMaster|NEbot]]) until it stumbled upon the [[Fire Blog]].<br />
| |
| Go to story: [http://www.portlandonline.com/fire/index.cfm?a=322226&c=50972 Station 12 Tests Glen Jackson Bridge's Standpipe System]
| |
| {{clear}}
| |
| | |
| [[Old news|(''Go to older news stories >>>'')]]
| |