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== News ==
== News ==
=== Wednesday | October 27, 2010 ===
[[File:Cashroots.png|thumb|Cashroots nation.]]
'''Republican Party Campaign Flyer Freakout!'''<br />
GOP operatives work so hard and get so little respect. It's not easy slathering thick layers of sleazy corporate lucre everywhere just to buy 'em an election or two. But that's nothin'! Throwing elections and lining the Supreme Court with hand-picked corporate quislings is a messy, thankless chore. That's why it's just so upsetting when the public gets in the way. Like when an errant teacher's union flyer finds its way into a kindergartener's school folder. These types of shenanigans show blatant disrespect of one's societal betters. Jeez! I'd make a Federal case outta that kinda nonsense too. Wouldn't you?<br />
Go to story: [http://www.columbian.com/news/2010/oct/27/union-flyer-found-in-students-folder-upsets-gop/ Union flyer found in student's folder upsets GOP]
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=== Tuesday | October 26, 2010 ===
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[[File:Unthank-park.jpg|thumb|Unthank thankful.]]
'''[[Unthank Park]]'s Upgrade: A Thankless Task Thanked'''<br />
A resourceful City Commissioner manages to thrust two thankful thumbs upwards, expressing "thanks" to "our Parks maintenance staff" for the park's new "facelift."<br />
Go to story: [http://www.portlandonline.com/fish/index.cfm?a=323697 Unthank Park upgrade]<br />
Go to park page: [http://www.portlandonline.com/parks/finder/index.cfm?ShowResults=yes&SearchText=unthank DeNorval Unthank Park]
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=== Monday | October 25, 2010 ===
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[[File:South-waterfront-wasteland.jpg|thumb|[[South Waterfront]]: Urban wasteland and ideal film prop.]]
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'''Secret Revealed: [[South Waterfront]] Is Actually Portland's Most Overpriced Film Prop'''<br />
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And you thought South Waterfront was merely "a highrise wasteland of condos no one lives in." But for "budgetless" film directors "it’s a filmmaker’s dream." Why? If you "want to film a scene with a skyscraper environment without the hassles of random people interrupting your shot" the "very deadness of [[South Waterfront|SoWat]] makes it (an) ideal (location). You’ve got skyscrapers, busses, the streetcar, the tram, the river. And now there’s even a really cute park. It all feels pretty generic.... It could be any city."<br />
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Go to story: [http://portland.daveknows.org/2010/10/25/south-waterfront-ideal-for-filmmakers/ South Waterfront: Ideal for Filmmakers?]
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=== Sunday | October 24, 2010 ===
[[File:Evilrootmoney.jpg|thumb|Root of all evil.]]
'''Oregon Woman Seeks Out "Lives To Change"'''<br />
Presses evil roots into hapless hands of unsuspecting, disconcerted "changelings."<br />
Go to story: [http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20101024/NEWS7035/101029805 Woman seeks to change lives with $100 a day]
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=== Saturday | October 23, 2010 ===
[[File:Chicosaur.jpg|thumb|Uncooped chicosaur.]]
'''Playin' Chicken'''<br />
Portland "authorities" will let you keep three hens. Where are you gonna put that fowl li'l harem? A stylin' chicken coop, of course!<br />
Go to story: [http://www.dwell.com/articles/Coop-Dreams.html Coop Dreams]
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=== Friday | October 22, 2010 ===
[[File:Green-n-ez.jpg|thumb|Yo Homie! It's EZ Being Green!]]
'''Yo Homie! It's EZ Being Green!'''<br />
Sure, the Environmental Protection Agency paddled [[Portland General Electric]] on the bum bum earlier this month to punish the utility for the coal-fired air pollution its [[Boardman]] plant inflicts on breathing life forms. Despite these sins, the [[City of Portland]] managed to crawl onto "EPA's elite list of [[Green Power Communities]] for the city's extensive efforts to reduce its carbon footprint."<br />
Go to stories:<br />
[http://yosemite.epa.gov/opa/admpress.nsf/0/D1E08B8C3749BF31852577C2006807B8 Portland dubbed one of the country’s greenest communities with EPA designation]<br />
[http://ecotrope.opb.org/2010/10/epa-boardman-coal-plant-has-been-violating-pollution-rules-since-1998/ EPA: Boardman coal plant has been violating pollution rules since 1998]
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=== Thursday | October 21, 2010 ===
[[File:Leadership-council.jpg|thumb|Public-private leadership council.]]
'''Takin' Care Of Business And Workin' Overtime'''<br />
"Leadership Council" frets that "Portland's hyper-pluralistic decision-making process" may disrupt public development schemes, concocted behind "closed doors," to lure "private investment." Proposes "Community Investment Initiative" to "overcome a uniquely Portland roadblock."<br />
Go to story: [http://news.oregonmetro.gov/1/post.cfm/reserved-used-as-template-for-investment-leadership-council-idea Reserves used as template for investment Leadership Council idea]
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