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=== Friday | November 5, 2010 ===
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[[File:Kids-playground.jpg|thumb|Kids love to play.]]
'''Former Pedophobiac Discovers He Likes "The Little Buggers"'''<br />
After citing his "recent study" showing that "50% of parents have lost all touch with reality," blogger claims that "children don't bother me anymore. I used to blame most of the ills of the world on children, even when I myself was a child, but as of late I'm finding more and more that I actually like the little buggers. I like kids."<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://pdxsucks.com/2010/11/04/according-to-my-recent-study-50-of-parents-have-lost-all-touch-with-reality/ According to my recent study, 50% of parents have lost all touch with reality]
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=== Thursday | November 4, 2010 ===
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[[File:Empire-decline.jpg|thumb|Empire's decline.]]
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'''"Ungovernable" State Government Gets Governor'''<br />
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Political scientists claim "cosmic joke" will lead to "bloodbath of hostility, recrimination, backbiting, claims and counterclaims, the worst of what ordinary citizens think of politicians."<br />
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:''Go to story'': [http://www.sfexaminer.com/breaking/portland-area-ballots-boost-kitzhaber-past-dudley-in-oregon-governor-race-106686283.html#ixzz14K41IgMA Portland-area ballots boost Kitzhaber past Dudley in Oregon]
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=== Wednesday | November 3, 2010 ===
[[File:Election-night-oregon.png|thumb|Election Night Oregon]]
'''Teabag Takeover Stops Short'''<br />
Although the "grassroots" national-corporatist forces handily blitzkrieged the U.S. House, the thunderous goose-steps appear to have halted short of a full Senate takeover. Some economists worry that absence of a full totalitarian mandate may slow predator drone production and delay construction of new forced labor camps, retarding growth in the emerging soylent green economy.<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://news.opb.org/article/17379-tea_party_from_fringe_element_to_power_player/ TEA PARTY: From Fringe Element To Power Player]
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=== Tuesday | November 2, 2010 ===
[[File:Official ballot drop site.jpg|thumb|Find this box and stuff it.]]
'''Today Is "Stuff Your Ballot In A Box" Day!'''<br />
In a free and open society like ours, we have the rare privilege of voting for the elite factions who have done the cleverest job at deluding us with outrageous campaign spending, financed by filthy outside lucre blessed by the Supreme Court of the United States. If you haven't done so already, go find a ballot box near you and stuff it.<br />
:''Go to <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.co.multnomah.or.us/dbcs/elections/election_information/drop_sites.shtml Official Ballot Drop Sites]</span> page'': [http://www.co.multnomah.or.us/dbcs/elections/election_information/drop_sites.shtml Official Ballot Drop Sites]
:''Call the Election Protection hotline'': [http://www.866ourvote.org/ 1 (866) OUR-VOTE]
:''Go to stories'':<br />
*[http://www.prospect.org/cs/articles?article=what_campaign_cash_buys What Campaign Cash Buys: Just how much will the unprecedented amount of corporate money poured into ad buys this election matter?]
*[http://www.acorn.org/node/695 ACORN statement on arrest of video "sting" operator]
*[http://www.gothamgazette.com/article/searchlight/20101101/203/3400 As Campaign Cash Flows, Ballot Measure Seeks to Disclose]
*[http://www.counterpunch.org/nader11012010.html When Corporations are the Government]
*[http://www.alternativeradio.org/programs/CIEP001.shtml Corporations vs. People]
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=== Monday | November 1, 2010 ===
[[File:Chasse-beaten.jpg|thumb|Hello. We're public servants and we're here to help you.]]
'''Portland Cops: Ours Vs. Theirs'''<br />
Maybe if cops from Portland, Maine's police department had gotten hold of [[James Chasse]] they wouldn't have beaten him to a bloody pulp and left him to die. On the other hand, if not for our cops, who could we depend on to shoot little 12 year-old girls waiting for the next [[MAX]] train?<br />
:''Go to stories'':<br />
*[http://www.pressherald.com/news/portland-police-show-how-to-deal-with-crises_2010-11-01.html Portland police show how to deal with crises: The department is chosen to train others because of its collaborative approach to mentally ill people.]<br />
*[http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2009/11/portland_officer_in_12-year-ol.html Portland officer in 12-year-old girl's beanbag shooting files for stress disability]<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Chasse James Chasse]
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=== Sunday | October 31, 2010 ===
[[File:I-am-not-a-witch.gif|thumb|"I am not a witch."]]
'''Happy Halloween!'''<br />
Are "scary" Tea Party candidates sending voters running back into the arms of the Democratic Party? Despite $1.7 billion spent on TV ads that "Republican and Tea Party candidates are streaming now all over America," it's the "Halloween theme" that is "doing more to turn off voters than turning them on to the Republican's ultra-conservative message." For instance, the "I am not a witch" message put out by Delaware's Tea Party candidate, Christine O’Donnell, "is viewed by political analysts as one of the strangest ever."<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://www.huliq.com/10282/democratic-comeback-%E2%80%9Cscares%E2%80%9D-gop-election-nears Democratic comeback “scares” GOP as election nears]
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=== Saturday | October 30, 2010 ===
[[File:Sock-puppet-dragon.jpg|thumb|OMG!!! Scary sockpuppet!]]
'''Unforgivable'''<br />
Right-wing blogger denounces "glossy election porn" while shilling for dens of iniquity. Meanwhile other right-wing astro turfers for the Prison Industrial Complex "were indicted Tuesday on accusations they forged voter signatures on two initiative petitions." Isn't it more intelligent to say "to hell with gambling casinos and more prisons" and vote for [[Voter-Owned Elections]]?<br />
:''Go to stories'':<br />
*[http://bojack.org/2010/10/unbelievable_1.html Unbelievable]<br />
*[http://www.safetyandjustice.org/news/2116 Two accused of voter fraud in Multnomah County]
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