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=== Tuesday | November 9, 2010 ===
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[[File:Ecotopia.gif|thumb|Ecotopia in your dreams.]]
'''Watersheds & Woodpeckers'''<br />
Did you know that "we live in a watershed within a watershed within a watershed"? Were you also aware that a "watershed is an area of land that drains to a body of water"? Perhaps you suspect that we also live in a woodshed within a woodshed that drains into the clearcutting maws of the "forest products" industry within an industry. And that our woodshed's woodpeckers frolic with our watershed's waterpeckers. In short, we live in Ecotopia.<br />
Go to story: [http://www.neighborhoodnotes.com/news/2010/11/the_water_cycle_in_portland_living_in_a_watershed/ The Water Cycle in Portland: Living in a Watershed]
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=== Monday | November 8, 2010 ===
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[[File:Oregon Spotted Frog.jpg|thumb|An Oregon spotted frog raised by offenders at the Cedar Creek Corrections Center. ''Photo: Melanie Colombo.'']]
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'''Two Convicts & A Frog'''<br />
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"Much to the surprise of research scientists and zookeepers" participating "in a 'head start' program to bolster" the Oregon spotted frog's "dwindling population," James Goodall, a convicted drug dealer and fellow inmate, convicted robber Harry Greer apparently make great endangered frog nannies. In a fenced off-area behind Cedar Creek Correctional Center called "Frogga Walla," the two men spend nine hours a day feeding and tending to the endangered little critters. "We baby them like little kids," said Goodall, adding "They've got personalities, too, it seems like." "People may not think prisons are the right place for this type of environmental work, but it's the ideal place," said Chad Lewis, spokesman for the state Department of Corrections. "We have folks with plenty of time in a controlled environment. That's what you need."<br />
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:''Go to stories'':<br />
*[http://www.seattlepi.com/local/6420ap_wa_frogga_walla.html Washington prisoners helping save endangered frogs]<br />
*[http://blogs.evergreen.edu/sustainableprisons/2009/08/19/saving-frogs-takes-teamwork/ Saving frogs takes teamwork]
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=== Sunday | November 7, 2010 ===
[[File:Deschutes County Oregon.gif|thumb|Lite, lite blue.]]
'''Bend-Area Pinkos Turn Red County Blue'''<br />
Deschutes County finally agreed to take the fall for Kitzhaber's election. "Although Dudley easily carried Deschutes County, Kitzhaber picked up more than 24,000 votes here – more than enough to put him over the top."<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://www.tsweekly.com/blogs/the-wandering-eye/FLASH-Deschutes-County-Gives-Election-to-Kitzhaber.html FLASH: Deschutes County Gives Election to Kitzhaber!]
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=== Saturday | November 6, 2010 ===
[[File:Bike-n-rails.jpg|thumb|Suboptimal transportation modes.]]
'''Riding The Rails'''<br />
The [[Portland Streetcar Loop Project]] brought new rail tracks and changed traffic patterns that "will alter the cycling conditions in the vicinity of the west end of the Broadway Bridge and require that all travelers in the area be aware of new signs, lane markings, street and signal configurations and streetcar tracks."<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://www.portlandonline.com/oni/index.cfm?a=325897&c=29385 New streetcar tracks, one-way streets will affect cyclists in the Pearl District]
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=== Friday | November 5, 2010 ===
[[File:Kids-playground.jpg|thumb|Kids love to play.]]
'''Former Pedophobiac Discovers He Likes "The Little Buggers"'''<br />
After citing his "recent study" showing that "50% of parents have lost all touch with reality," blogger claims that "children don't bother me anymore. I used to blame most of the ills of the world on children, even when I myself was a child, but as of late I'm finding more and more that I actually like the little buggers. I like kids."<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://pdxsucks.com/2010/11/04/according-to-my-recent-study-50-of-parents-have-lost-all-touch-with-reality/ According to my recent study, 50% of parents have lost all touch with reality]
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=== Thursday | November 4, 2010 ===
[[File:Empire-decline.jpg|thumb|Empire's decline.]]
'''"Ungovernable" State Government Gets Governor'''<br />
Political scientists claim "cosmic joke" will lead to "bloodbath of hostility, recrimination, backbiting, claims and counterclaims, the worst of what ordinary citizens think of politicians."<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://www.sfexaminer.com/breaking/portland-area-ballots-boost-kitzhaber-past-dudley-in-oregon-governor-race-106686283.html#ixzz14K41IgMA Portland-area ballots boost Kitzhaber past Dudley in Oregon]
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=== Wednesday | November 3, 2010 ===
[[File:Election-night-oregon.png|thumb|Election Night Oregon]]
'''Teabag Takeover Stops Short'''<br />
Although the "grassroots" national-corporatist forces handily blitzkrieged the U.S. House, the thunderous goose-steps appear to have halted short of a full Senate takeover. Some economists worry that absence of a full totalitarian mandate may slow predator drone production and delay construction of new forced labor camps, retarding growth in the emerging soylent green economy.<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://news.opb.org/article/17379-tea_party_from_fringe_element_to_power_player/ TEA PARTY: From Fringe Element To Power Player]
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