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== News ==
== News ==
=== Thursday | December 2, 2010 ===
[[File:Bubble-house.jpg|thumb|Bursting the bubble house.]]
'''Blowing Bubbles'''<br />
PortlandWikiNews is ''shocked! just shocked!'' to discover that communities--like Portland and Las Vegas--which supposedly "benefited" in the (now disgraced and deflated) housing bubble have taken some of the worst economic hits after the bubble's inevitable burst. According to [[University of Oregon]] economics professor [[Tim Duy]], "in late 1980s and early 1990s, manufacturing was really important, particularly high-tech manufacturing. But in this last decade, it was all about housing." Ironically, in this most recent economic crash, manufacturing hubs like Detroit have fared relatively well compared to cities like Portland or Las Vegas, which experienced real estate speculation and were thus deeply affected by the bursting housing bubble.<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://www.job.com/career-advice/local-job-news/las-vegas-portland-among-cities-hardest-hit-by-recession-$438031524-970.html Las Vegas, Portland among cities hardest hit by recession]
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=== Wednesday | December 1, 2010 ===
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[[File:Mt Angel Brewing Company Root Beer.jpg|thumb|[[Mt. Angel Brewing Company]] Root Beer]]
'''We've All Gotta Die Someday'''<br />
Yup. Even you. But before ''you'' die, [http://www.portlandoctopus.com/ Portland Octopus] urges you to try [http://mtangelbrewingcompany.com/ Mt. Angel Brewing Company]'s root beer.<br />
''Go to story'': [http://www.portlandoctopus.com/you-must-try-this-root-beer/ Before you die: You Must Try this Root Beer!]
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=== Tuesday | November 30, 2010 ===
[[File:Rainbow animals.jpg|thumb|Breathe deeply and tune in to your "inner criminal."]]
'''Rainbow Coalition Of Crime'''<br />
"This is the first time Adams has ever been so curt toward Oregon's would-be white bigots, saying, basically, 'Chill out white people, because if we're pointing fingers, we're not so great.' Adams is white himself, so presumably he'll be less vulnerable to the manufactured outrage to be leveled at him.... In the meantime, try and think of a time any other white politician was so bracingly direct when speaking to his mostly white constituency about anti-Muslim hysteria."<br />
:''Go to stories'':<br />
*[http://samadamspdxor.tumblr.com/post/1704627246/i-trust-in-portlanders-sense-of-fairness Just Call Me Sam]
*[http://www.theroot.com/blogs/blogs/portland-mayor-rebukes-racism-his-blog Portland Mayor Rebukes Racism on His Blog]
*[http://newsone.com/nation/newsonestaff2/white-portland-mayor-white-people-produce-many-crimes-daily/ Portland Mayor: "White People Produce Many Crimes Daily"]
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=== Monday | November 29, 2010 ===
[[File:Atlas-shrugs-girl-with-globe.jpg|thumb|Bereft of soul, the Atlas Shrugs Girl bares her body instead.]]
'''The Truth Revealed! Now We Know Why "They Hate Us"!'''<br />
A tireless PortlandWikiLeaks investigation has uncovered the ''honest to Allah'' truthful answer to "why they hate us." Winds Of Jihad<ref>[http://sheikyermami.com/ Winds Of Jihad]</ref> comment contributor, <span class="plainlinks">[http://sheikyermami.com/2010/11/29/like-clockwork-muslim-leaders-fear-backlash-over-portland-bomb-plot/ aussiegirl]</span>, informs us that "Once again Islam has to make out ITS the victim!!! when in reality they are all taught to hate us at their mosques." But wait, there's more! "Hate monger and anti-mosque queen bee"<ref>[http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/37019_Pamela_Geller_and_Robert_Spencer_Stand_With_The_English_Defense_League Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer Stand With The English Defense League]</ref> Pamela Geller is kind enough, despite standing accused as a "geriatric Paris Hilton knock-off with...too-oft-seen cleavage,"<ref>[http://americanactionreport.blogspot.com/2010/10/pamela-geller-ground-zero-harpy.html Pamela Geller: Ground Zero Harpy]</ref> to bare her <s>soul</s>, uh, <span class="plainlinks">[http://paduanjawa.blogspot.com/2010/08/guess-zionist-boobies-reprise.html breasts]</span> in order to tip off unsuspecting [[Portlandia|Portlandians]] with the latest diabolical intrigues perpetrated by Portland's "communist elected officials."<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2010/11/portland-mayor-tom-potter-and-city-council-assisted-muslim-teen-terrorist-in-plot-to-blow-up-25000-a.html Portland Mayor Tom Potter and City Council Assisted Muslim Teen Terrorist in Plot to Blow up 25,000 Americans]
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=== Sunday | November 28, 2010 ===
[[File:Why-do-they-hate-us.png|thumb|Why do they hate us?]]
'''Haters: What Makes Them Hate?'''<br />
Once again, the troubling question arises: How can someone witness the brutality, violence, torture, hatred, greed, envy, lust, tyranny, depravity, wars, invasions, ethnic cleansings, squalor, misery and decay that humans perpetrate upon one another and then decide to "hate"?<br />
:''Go to stories'':<br />
*[http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/11/28/mohamed-osman-mohamud-what-made-him-hate/ Mohamed Osman Mohamud: What Made Him Hate?]
*[http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hUuGpVHLDs9OApuRsaJ9Lu1DocGg?docId=edb8170b5a614943af7c5d1903b1230f Fire reported at Ore. Islamic center; no injuries]
*[http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/news/ Familiar Script Emerges in Stories About Terror Stings]
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=== Saturday | November 27, 2010 ===
[[File:Santa-sleigh-toys.jpg|thumb|Toy-filled sleighs are more traditional Christmas vehicles than vans packed with dudly explosives.]]
'''Pissed-Off Teenage Boy's Life Takes Tragic Turn'''<br />
[[Mohamed Osman Mohamud]] could have had a bright future as a U.S. Air Force predator drone pilot<ref>[http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/05/08/60minutes/main5001439.shtml Drones: America's New Air Force]</ref> slaughtering third world villagers half a world away. Tragically, a <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B6tley_Cr%C3%BCe motley crew]</span> of Pakistani jihadists and undercover F.B.I. operatives convinced Mohamud to reach for "jihadi glory" instead. On Friday night, the F.B.I. arrested Mohamud for attempting to set off a dud bomb, provided by F.B.I. undercover operatives, at Portland's [[Pioneer Courthouse Square]] minutes before the city's annual tree-lighting ceremony.<br />
:''Go to stories'':<br />
*[http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fbi_thwarts_terrorist_bombing.html FBI thwarts terrorist bombing attempt at Portland holiday tree lighting, authorities say]
*[http://www.activistpost.com/2010/11/oregon-fbi-thwarts-own-car-bomb.html Oregon: FBI Thwarts Own Car Bomb]
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=== Friday | November 26, 2010 ===
[[File:Max.gif|thumb|[[MAX]]]]
'''[[TriMet]] Board To Vote On Proposal For [[Portland]]-To-[[Milwaukie]] [[MAX]] Line'''<br />
TriMet's board will vote on six resolutions at its Dec. 8 meeting. Project is expected to cost roughly $365 million, and would include a new bridge over the [[Willamette River]] with additional access for pedestrians and bicycle riders.<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://www.clackamasreview.com/news/story.php?story_id=129079428398556100 TriMet poised to start new MAX project]
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