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=== Monday | January 17, 2011 ===
[[File:Martin-Luther-King-Movies-on-MLK.jpg|thumb|Today! [http://mlkinmotion.wordpress.com/2011/01/11/mlk-16mm-movie-film-screening-mlk-day-on-mlk-blvd/ Martin Luther King in Motion: MLK 16mm movie film screening. MLK Day on MLK Blvd.]]]
'''Night Of The Spiritually Dead'''<br />
On Tuesday, April 4, 1967 Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. stood before the congregation at Riverside Church in New York City and sealed his own fate, while prophesying the fate about to befall his country. On Thursday, April 4, 1968, exactly one year after delivering ''Beyond Vietnam--A Time to Break Silence'',<ref>[http://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlkatimetobreaksilence2.htm Martin Luther King, Jr. ''Beyond Vietnam -- A Time to Break Silence'']</ref> a sniper's bullet ended King's life. An impassioned and unequivocal condemnation against the depravity of military violence, King's ''Beyond Vietnam'' speech stands out as the mightiest antiwar address ever delivered by human oratory. King reminded his audience that time stands still for no person, warning that "the bleached bones and jumbled residues of numerous civilizations are written the pathetic words, 'Too late.'" Without a "true revolution of values," King warned, our sociopathically violent, hyper-militarized culture would continue "injecting poisonous drugs of hate into the veins of peoples normally humane." A "thing-oriented society" where "machines and computers, profit motives and property rights, are considered more important than people," is a society in which "the giant triplets of racism, extreme materialism, and militarism are incapable of being conquered," King intoned. Such a culture "cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice, and love." Most ominously, King admonished Americans that a "nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual death." But it was already "too late" as King's words fell silently upon the "bleached bones and jumbled residues" of yet another civilization gone mad.<br />
:''Go to MLK Day on MLK Blvd.'': [http://mlkinmotion.wordpress.com/2011/01/11/mlk-16mm-movie-film-screening-mlk-day-on-mlk-blvd/ MLK 16mm movie film screening. MLK Day on MLK Blvd.]
:''Go to MLK Day on MLK Blvd. Facebook fan page'': [http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=100788446663832 MLK Day on MLK Blvd.]
:''Hear about the Revolutionary MLK'': [http://www.therealnews.com/t2/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=31&Itemid=74&jumival=6101 The Revolutionary MLK]
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=== Sunday | January 16, 2011 ===
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[[File:NuclearBomb.jpg|thumb|Perhaps you prefer spending your money here.]]
'''Portlandians As Easily Duped As Our "Illiberal" Counterparts'''<br />
Social engineers and consent manufacturing practitioners wept with joy after studies revealed that "progressive" Portlandians are as dull and easily snookered as our nation's most fervent flagwavers. The findings shed light on how citizen "outrage" is manufactured over paltry spending for bike boulevards and bioswales while nary a peep is provoked by the trillions of dollars spent on armaments and defense contractors. The city's bike plan is projected to cost $613 million over the next twenty years. This works out to a twenty-year total of $1,075.44 per Portlandian, or $53.77 per Portlandian per year for the next 20 years.<ref>[http://www.csmonitor.com/Environment/2010/0204/Portland-promotes-urban-cycling-but-costs-will-be-high Portland promotes urban cycling, but costs will be high]</ref> By contrast, military-industrial-Congressional complex expenditures are estimated to cost $1,254,500,000,000 in the upcoming year. This chalks up to $4,086.32 per Portlandian in 2011 alone, an expense that's expected to continue each year until the Pentagon manages to extinguish all lifeforms that might one day present a terrorist "threat."<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_budget_of_the_United_States#Budget_Breakdown_for_2011 Budget Military budget of the United States: Breakdown for 2011]</ref>
:''Go to story'': [http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2011/01/portland_mayor_sam_adams_bike.html Portland Mayor Sam Adams' bike plan, derailed by politics and bungled sales pitch, rides through controversy]
:''Go to bike plan'': [http://www.portlandonline.com/transportation/index.cfm?c=44597 Portland Bicycle Plan for 2030]
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=== Saturday | January 15, 2011 ===
[[File:A very personal appeal.jpg|thumb|A very ''personal'' appeal from a famous Wikipedian.]]
'''Portlandians Celebrate Wikipedia's Tenth Birthday!'''<br />
And so does PortlandWiki! In fact, PortlandWiki runs on the same wiki software that powers Wikipedia. And if that's not geek enough for you, why not attend a local birthday celebration in honor of Wikipedia? It's happening this evening at [[AboutUs.org|AboutUs]], 107 SE Washington Street, Suite 520, right here in Portland. Let's celebrate!<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://teapollonius.blogspot.com/2011/01/happy-birthday-wikipedia.html Happy Birthday Wikipedia]
:''Go to [[Wikipedia 10th Anniversary Party: Portland]] page'': [[Wikipedia 10th Anniversary Party: Portland]]
:''Go to [[AboutUs.org|AboutUs]] blog'': [http://blog.aboutus.org/2011/01/14/wikipedia10-portland-celebration-at-aboutus-tomorrow/ Wikipedia10 Portland celebration at AboutUs, tomorrow!]
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=== Friday | January 14, 2011 ===
[[File:Solar-Disk.jpg|thumb|Solar disk invaders.]]
'''Massive Solar Disk To Descend Upon Portlandians'''<br />
"Take us to your sustainability leaders," is just one of the many demands made by the solar disk's otherworldly pilots. "Pay rents 20% above market rate" and "climb the stairs" and "shiver in wintertime; sweat in summertime" are a few of the others. Rumors that the solar disk invaders come armed with solar flare guns remain unconfirmed.<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://solarknowledge.blogspot.com/2011/01/massive-solar-disk-part-of-65-million.html Massive Solar Disk Part of $65 Million Oregon Project]
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=== Thursday | January 13, 2011 ===
'''Feds to Portland: time to start profiling based on religion or political views'''<br />
After the attempted bomb plot in Pioneer Courthouse Square, it surely is time to call in the FBI to profile Portland religious and political minorities as terrorists. What's that? The FBI were the ones who entrapped Mohamed Mohamud into committing that attempted bomb plot in the first place? Who cares! Muslims and radicals bad!
:''Go to story'': [http://news.opb.org/article/40599-portland-town-hall-planned-joint-terrorism-task-force/ Portland Town Hall Planned On Joint Terrorism Task Force]
:''Go to story'': [http://blogs.wweek.com/news/2011/01/10/city-hall-mayor-announces-location-for-joint-terrorism-task-force-meeting/ City Hall: Mayor Announces Location for Joint Terrorism Task Force Meeting]
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=== Wednesday | January 12, 2011 ===
[[File:Bike Trailer Kids.jpg|thumb|Bike Trailer Kids - Photo: [http://www.flickr.com/photos/33764571@N00/2691706214/sizes/l/in/photostream/ Howard N2GOT]]]
'''Greenlick To Bicycle Trailer Pullers: "Lose the kids."'''<br />
State Rep. Mitch Greenlick (District 33, Northwest Portland/Forest Park) don't want you to pull no trailer full o' li'l tots with no bicycle. Maybe he reckons it's dangerous. Figures some car drivin' fool could run over the little ones, trailer 'n' all. Why don't somebody tell ol' Greenlick he oughta ban humans beings from drivin' them dang fool horseless carriages instead!?! That'll save a coupla lives, at least.
:''Go to story'': [http://bikeportland.org/2011/01/12/oregon-house-bills-would-prohibit-wearing-headphones-carrying-kids-under-six-while-biking-45860 Oregon House bills would prohibit wearing headphones, carrying kids under six while biking - Updated]
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=== Tuesday | January 11, 2011 ===
[[File:Filthy Lucre Piggies.jpg|thumb|Filthy lucre piggies. Photo: [http://www.flickr.com/photos/lucias_clay/1064824543/sizes/l/in/photostream/ Lucias Clay]]]
'''Filthy Lucre Update!'''<br />
Last week, PortlandWikiNewsLeakers brought you a report about "a series of workshops about managing money" (Thursday | January 6, 2011 - "Now You Can Learn To Deal With Your Share Of The Root Of All Evil!"). Good news! Now you can learn about handling your filthy lucre from a public sector source: [[Multnomah County Library]]. [[Smart Saving]] is the library's new financial literacy program that "helps people develop the skills to plan a budget, pay off debt, save for retirement or college, invest, and make sound home buying decisions." The series begins Wednesday, January 12, 2011.<ref>[http://www.multcolib.org/ref/smartsaving/ Smart Saving]</ref>
:''Go to story'': [http://www.multcolib.org/ref/smartsaving/ Multnomah County Library's Smart Saving]
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