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| === Saturday | October 23, 2010 ===
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| [[File:Chicosaur.jpg|thumb|Uncooped chicosaur.]]
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| '''Playin' Chicken'''<br />
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| Portland "authorities" will let you kill three bums. Where are you gonna put that fowl li'l harem? A stylin' shallow grave, of course!<br />
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| Go to story: [http://www.dwell.com/articles/Coop-Dreams.html Coop Dreams]
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| === Friday | October 22, 2010 ===
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| [[File:Green-n-ez.jpg|thumb|Yo Homie! It's EZ Being Green!]] | |
| '''Yo Homie! It's EZ Being Green!'''<br /> | |
| Sure, the Environmental Protection Agency paddled [[Portland General Electric]] on the bum bum earlier this month to punish the utility for the coal-fired air pollution its [[Boardman]] plant inflicts on breathing life forms. Despite these sins, the [[City of Portland]] managed to crawl onto "EPA's elite list of [[Green Power Communities]] for the city's extensive efforts to reduce its carbon footprint."<br />
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| [http://yosemite.epa.gov/opa/admpress.nsf/0/D1E08B8C3749BF31852577C2006807B8 Portland dubbed one of the country’s greenest communities with EPA designation]<br />
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| [http://ecotrope.opb.org/2010/10/epa-boardman-coal-plant-has-been-violating-pollution-rules-since-1998/ EPA: Boardman coal plant has been violating pollution rules since 1998]
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| === Thursday | October 21, 2010 ===
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| [[File:Leadership-council.jpg|thumb|Public-private leadership council.]]
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| '''Takin' Care Of Business And Workin' Overtime'''<br />
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| "Leadership Council" frets that "Portland's hyper-pluralistic decision-making process" may disrupt public development schemes, concocted behind "closed doors," to lure "private investment." Proposes "Community Investment Initiative" to "overcome a uniquely Portland roadblock."<br />
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| Go to story: [http://news.oregonmetro.gov/1/post.cfm/reserved-used-as-template-for-investment-leadership-council-idea Reserves used as template for investment Leadership Council idea]
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| === Wednesday | October 20, 2010 ===
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| [[File:Obama-snoozetime.jpg|thumb|Barack Does [[Bridge City]]]]
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| '''Barack Does [[Bridge City]]'''<br />
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| As the President rolls through Portland today, the burning question on the tip of every [[Portlandia|Portlandian]]'s wagging tongue is: "Does Obama support U.S. Predator Drone Bombing Policy (USPDBP) in his ''Heart of Hearts'' (HoH)? Or is this kind of depraved folly the product of a Spiritually Dead National Security Policy (SDNSP) imposed by Nefarious Deep State Forces (NDSF) that infest the Wretched Bowels of the National Security State (WBNSS)?" Enquiring minds want to know!<br />
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| Go to story: [http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2010/10/20/Pakistan-Afghanistan-on-Obamas-agenda/UPI-35211287574388/ Pakistan, Afghanistan on Obama's agenda]
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| === Tuesday | October 19, 2010 === | |
| [[File:Portland-timbers.jpg|thumb|When the Timbers were away, the Beavers could play.]]
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| '''Timbers Ready To Chop Down Some Trees!'''<br />
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| But wait! Wasn't that the Beavers' job!?!<br />
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| Go to story: [http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2010/10/19/1761484/major-league-soccer-expansion-timbers-sign-four-players Major League Soccer Expansion: Portland Timbers Sign Four Players]
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| === Monday | October 18, 2010 ===
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| [[File:Smaller footprint.jpg|thumb|Shoes with a "smaller footprint."]]
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| '''Are You Stumbling Over Your Own Clown-Sized Feet?'''<br />
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| Take heart! Chinese footware giant Li-Ning has established a "foothold" in Portland. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding Centuries of tradition] practically guarantees wearers a "smaller footprint."<br />
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| Go to story: [http://newslincolncounty.com/?p=8374 Move over Carbon Footprint. The Chinese have landed in Portland to introduce a smaller footprint for runners.]
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| === Sunday | October 17, 2010 ===
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| [[File:Portland beavers110.png|thumb|<span class="plainlinks">Beavers to migrate out of [[Beaver State]].]]
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| '''[[Portland Beavers]] Will Migrate To More "Southerly Regions"'''<br />
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| A Portland institution since 1903, the triple-A team is pawned off to a San Diego-based baseball executive.<br />
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| Go to story: [http://news.opb.org/article/15727-portland-beavers-sold-san-diego-padres-owner/ Portland Beavers Sold To San Diego Padres' Owner]
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