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=== Monday | November 29, 2010 ===
[[File:Atlas-shrugs-girl-with-globe.jpg|thumb|Bereft of soul, the Atlas Shrugs Girl bares her body instead.]]
'''The Truth Revealed!!! Now We Know Why They Hate Us!'''<br />
A tireless PortlandWikiLeaks investigation has uncovered the ''honest to Allah'' truthful answer to "why they hate us." Winds Of Jihad<ref>[http://sheikyermami.com/ Winds Of Jihad]</ref> comment writer, <span class="plainlinks">[http://sheikyermami.com/2010/11/29/like-clockwork-muslim-leaders-fear-backlash-over-portland-bomb-plot/ aussiegirl]</span>, informs us that "Once again Islam has to make out ITS the victim!!! when in reality they are all taught to hate us at their mosques." But that's not all! "Hate monger and anti-mosque queen bee"<ref>[http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/37019_Pamela_Geller_and_Robert_Spencer_Stand_With_The_English_Defense_League Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer Stand With The English Defense League]</ref> Pamela Geller is kind enough, despite being a "geriatric Paris Hilton knock-off with...too-oft-seen cleavage"<ref>[http://americanactionreport.blogspot.com/2010/10/pamela-geller-ground-zero-harpy.html Pamela Geller: Ground Zero Harpy]</ref> to bare her <s>soul</s>, uh, <span class="plainlinks">[http://paduanjawa.blogspot.com/2010/08/guess-zionist-boobies-reprise.html breasts]</span> and tip off unsuspecting [[Portlandia|Portlandians]] with the latest diabolical intrigues perpetrated by Portland's "communist elected officials."<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2010/11/portland-mayor-tom-potter-and-city-council-assisted-muslim-teen-terrorist-in-plot-to-blow-up-25000-a.html Portland Mayor Tom Potter and City Council Assisted Muslim Teen Terrorist in Plot to Blow up 25,000 Americans]
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=== Sunday | November 28, 2010 ===
=== Sunday | November 28, 2010 ===
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:''Go to story'': [http://www.bizjournals.com/portland/news/2010/11/22/shadow-real-estate-inventory-up-10.html Distressed homes to hit real estate market]<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://www.bizjournals.com/portland/news/2010/11/22/shadow-real-estate-inventory-up-10.html Distressed homes to hit real estate market]<br />
:''Go to report'': [http://corelogic.com/uploadedFiles/Pages/About_Us/News/CoreLogic%20Shadow%20Inventory%2011-22%20FINAL.pdf Shadow Inventory Jumps More Than 10 Percent in One Year, Pushing Total Unsold Inventory to 6.3 Million Units]
:''Go to report'': [http://corelogic.com/uploadedFiles/Pages/About_Us/News/CoreLogic%20Shadow%20Inventory%2011-22%20FINAL.pdf Shadow Inventory Jumps More Than 10 Percent in One Year, Pushing Total Unsold Inventory to 6.3 Million Units]
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=== Monday | November 22, 2010 ===
[[File:Happy-women-love-to-read.jpg|thumb|Be the change [[Powell's Bookstore|Powell's]] wants you to be.]]
'''Happy Women Love To Read'''<br />
Mercy Corps' "[[M Power Project|M POWER Project]]" department suggests you join [[Mercy Corps]] and [[Powell's Bookstore|Powell's Books]] to help teach women to read, and how NOT to shop at Amazon dot com. You can "be the change" you always wanted to be and help teach hundreds of Indian women to read and write, boosting their self-esteem and empowering them to open bank accounts, start small businesses, participate fully in their households and communities, and NOT shop online. Powell's will throw in a free Powell's Books tote bag if you jump through all the necessary hoops and meet all their other requirements.<br />
:''Go to story'': [http://www.mercycorps.org/projects/indialiteracy M Power Project: Empower Women In India Through Literacy]
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Revision as of 07:55, 29 November 2010

News

Monday | November 29, 2010

File:Atlas-shrugs-girl-with-globe.jpg
Bereft of soul, the Atlas Shrugs Girl bares her body instead.

The Truth Revealed!!! Now We Know Why They Hate Us!
A tireless PortlandWikiLeaks investigation has uncovered the honest to Allah truthful answer to "why they hate us." Winds Of Jihad[1] comment writer, aussiegirl, informs us that "Once again Islam has to make out ITS the victim!!! when in reality they are all taught to hate us at their mosques." But that's not all! "Hate monger and anti-mosque queen bee"[2] Pamela Geller is kind enough, despite being a "geriatric Paris Hilton knock-off with...too-oft-seen cleavage"[3] to bare her soul, uh, breasts and tip off unsuspecting Portlandians with the latest diabolical intrigues perpetrated by Portland's "communist elected officials."

Go to story: Portland Mayor Tom Potter and City Council Assisted Muslim Teen Terrorist in Plot to Blow up 25,000 Americans

Sunday | November 28, 2010

Why do they hate us?

Haters: What Makes Them Hate?
Once again, the troubling question arises: How can someone witness the brutality, violence, torture, hatred, greed, envy, lust, tyranny, depravity, wars, invasions, ethnic cleansings, squalor, misery and decay that humans perpetrate upon one another and then decide to "hate"?

Go to stories:
Mohamed Osman Mohamud: What Made Him Hate?
Fire reported at Ore. Islamic center; no injuries
Familiar Script Emerges in Stories About Terror Stings

Saturday | November 27, 2010

Toy-filled sleighs are more traditional Christmas vehicles than vans packed with dudly explosives.

Pissed-Off Teenage Boy's Life Takes Tragic Turn
Mohamed Osman Mohamud could have had a bright future as a U.S. Air Force predator drone pilot[4] slaughtering third world villagers half a world away. Tragically, a motley crew of Pakistani jihadists and undercover F.B.I. operatives convinced Mohamud to reach for "jihadi glory" instead. On Friday night, the F.B.I. arrested Mohamud for attempting to set off a dud bomb, provided by F.B.I. undercover operatives, at Portland's Pioneer Courthouse Square minutes before the city's annual tree-lighting ceremony.

Go to stories:
FBI thwarts terrorist bombing attempt at Portland holiday tree lighting, authorities say
Oregon: FBI Thwarts Own Car Bomb

Friday | November 26, 2010

MAX

TriMet Board To Vote On Proposal For Portland-To-Milwaukie MAX Line
TriMet's board will vote on six resolutions at its Dec. 8 meeting. Project is expected to cost roughly $365 million, and would include a new bridge over the Willamette River with additional access for pedestrians and bicycle riders.

Go to story: TriMet poised to start new MAX project

Thanksgiving Day | Thursday | November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving!

Giving Thanks, And A Little More...
Portland Mayor Sam Adams is "thankful for the people who make this City what it is – a welcoming, exciting, compassionate and innovative place where anyone from anywhere in the world can find their community." The mayor also expresses gratitude "for the countless ways in which Portlanders look out for one another," and asks Portlandians to consider giving back:

Go to story: Giving Thanks

Wednesday | November 24, 2010

Pain relief. Encapsulated.

Who'll Stop The Pain?
You will! In Oregon, self-medicating is as American as DIY. Oregon ranks fifth nationally for prescription painkiller abuse and has the highest rate in the country among 18- to 25-year-olds.[5] Dramatic spikes in diagnoses of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and other mental disorders has fueled an unprecedented reliance on pharmaceutical medications. Canadian physician Dr. Gabor Maté argues that these responses are treating surface symptoms as causes while ignoring deeper roots. Dr. Maté says children are in fact reacting to the broader collapse of the nurturing conditions needed for their healthy development.
Go to stories:

Oregon young adults lead nation in painkiller abuse
Dr. Gabor Maté on ADHD, Bullying and the Destruction of American Childhood

Tuesday | November 23, 2010

Shadow inventory of distressed "American dreams."

"Shadow Inventory" Of "Distressed Homes" To Hit "Real Estate Market"
A wave of distressed residential properties may flood an already saturated residential real estate market in the coming months, according to CoreLogic, "a leading provider of consumer, financial and property information, analytics and services to business and government." There was an 11 month supply of "distressed homes" in the Portland-Vancouver-Hillsboro metro area in August. (CoreLogic defines "distressed homes" as residential property with mortgage payments more than 90 days delinquent or in foreclosure.) The "globalized free market" system's built-in stabilizers automatically correct marketplace deviations like "shadow inventories" of "distressed homes"--brought about by the continuing criminal enterprises carried out on Wall Street, in corporate boardrooms of major multinational corporations, and in the halls of Congress[6]--by bailing out distressed banks, paying outlandish bonuses to "investment bankers," and making homeless serfs out of everyone else.

Go to story: Distressed homes to hit real estate market
Go to report: Shadow Inventory Jumps More Than 10 Percent in One Year, Pushing Total Unsold Inventory to 6.3 Million Units

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