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Saturday | November 6, 2010
Riding The Rails
The Portland Streetcar Loop Project brought new rail tracks and changed traffic patterns that "will alter the cycling conditions in the vicinity of the west end of the Broadway Bridge and require that all travelers in the area be aware of new signs, lane markings, street and signal configurations and streetcar tracks."
Friday | November 5, 2010
Former Pedophobiac Discovers He Likes "The Little Buggers"
After citing his "recent study" showing that "50% of parents have lost all touch with reality," blogger claims that "children don't bother me anymore. I used to blame most of the ills of the world on children, even when I myself was a child, but as of late I'm finding more and more that I actually like the little buggers. I like kids."
Thursday | November 4, 2010
"Ungovernable" State Government Gets Governor
Political scientists claim "cosmic joke" will lead to "bloodbath of hostility, recrimination, backbiting, claims and counterclaims, the worst of what ordinary citizens think of politicians."
Wednesday | November 3, 2010
Teabag Takeover Stops Short
Although the "grassroots" national-corporatist forces handily blitzkrieged the U.S. House, the thunderous goose-steps appear to have halted short of a full Senate takeover. Some economists worry that absence of a full totalitarian mandate may slow predator drone production and delay construction of new forced labor camps, retarding growth in the emerging soylent green economy.
- Go to story: TEA PARTY: From Fringe Element To Power Player
Tuesday | November 2, 2010
Today Is "Stuff Your Ballot In A Box" Day!
In a free and open society like ours, we have the rare privilege of voting for the elite factions who have done the cleverest job at deluding us with outrageous campaign spending, financed by filthy outside lucre blessed by the Supreme Court of the United States. If you haven't done so already, go find a ballot box near you and stuff it.
- Go to Official Ballot Drop Sites page: Official Ballot Drop Sites
- Call the Election Protection hotline: 1 (866) OUR-VOTE
- Go to stories:
- What Campaign Cash Buys: Just how much will the unprecedented amount of corporate money poured into ad buys this election matter?
- ACORN statement on arrest of video "sting" operator
- As Campaign Cash Flows, Ballot Measure Seeks to Disclose
- When Corporations are the Government
- Corporations vs. People
Monday | November 1, 2010
Portland Cops: Ours Vs. Theirs
Maybe if cops from Portland, Maine's police department had gotten hold of James Chasse they wouldn't have beaten him to a bloody pulp and left him to die. On the other hand, if not for our cops, who could we depend on to shoot little 12 year-old girls waiting for the next MAX train?
- Go to stories:
- Portland police show how to deal with crises: The department is chosen to train others because of its collaborative approach to mentally ill people.
- Portland officer in 12-year-old girl's beanbag shooting files for stress disability
- James Chasse
Sunday | October 31, 2010
Happy Halloween!
Are "scary" Tea Party candidates sending voters running back into the arms of the Democratic Party? Despite $1.7 billion spent on TV ads that "Republican and Tea Party candidates are streaming now all over America," it's the "Halloween theme" that is "doing more to turn off voters than turning them on to the Republican's ultra-conservative message." For instance, the "I am not a witch" message put out by Delaware's Tea Party candidate, Christine O’Donnell, "is viewed by political analysts as one of the strangest ever."
- Go to story: Democratic comeback “scares” GOP as election nears